earthian - A highly evolved monkey that thinks it's special and gets ma

A highly evolved monkey that thinks it's special and gets mad when you call it a human.

'Don't call me a human, I'm an earthian and I'm way better than you.'

'I'm not a monkey, I'm an earthian. You're just a space tourist.'

'I'm from Earth and I'm not a monkey. You're just a dumb alien.'