Earthfucked
When Earth takes a huge dump on you all at once because it’s mad and doesn’t care who gets hit.
The earthquake, tsunami, and volcano all happened in one day. Earth said, 'I’m done with you people.'
The city got hit by a hurricane, a flood, and a wildfire. Earth just flipped its lid.
The town was destroyed by a massive storm, a mudslide, and a fire. Earth was like, 'I’m not even mad, I’m just tired of you.'