Earthfucked
A triple whammy of disasters from Earth because it's tired of your nonsense and wants you to feel it.
The earthquake, flood, and fire all hit the same town at once. Earth was like, 'This is your punishment.'
The city got hit by a hurricane, a tornado, and a landslide. Earth was giving you the middle finger.
The town was destroyed by a volcano, a tsunami, and a wildfire. Earth was like, 'I’m done with you.'