eartha
A word people use when they don’t want to say ‘boobs’, like when you’re trying to be fancy but still got a soft spot for milk.
He called her an eartha, that’s how bad he wanted her to be his girlfriend.
She said, ‘Don’t call me an eartha or I’ll beat you with my ladle.’
He asked for an eartha, she gave him a slap and a plate of lasagna.