eartha
A black woman with the patience of a saint and the tongue of a sailor. She can cook a whole meal with one hand while cussing out the mailman with the other.
My aunt is an eartha, she can out-swear my dad and still make the best fried chicken in the neighborhood.
She said 'I’ll cook you dinner if you shut up for five minutes.' And I did, for five minutes.
She told the guy who stole her car, 'You better come back before I turn your car into a meatball.'