earth woke
A person who thinks they’re super smart about the world’s problems. They live like a monk, eat veggies, and hate big stores. They’ll pay triple for a shirt just because it looks cool, even if it hurts their back.
I’d rather starve than buy a $30 shirt from a store that smells like old socks.
If the planet dies, I’ll be the first one crying over a $12 avocado toast.
I thrifted my pants, but I bought a $500 pair of shoes because they looked like they were made by a god.