Earth Turds - Earth turds are the ugly cousins of food that hide in dirt l

Earth turds are the ugly cousins of food that hide in dirt like a fat kid in a closet.

My grandma calls them potatoes, but I call them Earth turds and I'm not wrong.

I tried to eat one and it was like chewing a dead raccoon.

I told my brother they were Earth turds and he threw a fit.