Earth Sports - Outdoor stuff you do alone because you don't have friends. L

Outdoor stuff you do alone because you don't have friends. Like running, biking, or drowning in a lake.

I went skiing and fell. My face is now a pancake. Nature laughs at me.

I fished for three hours and caught nothing. My patience is dead.

I snowboarded and broke my ankle. Now I'm stuck in a ditch with my dumb ass.