Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

A person who thinks their boils are the most beautiful things in the world and they’re not wrong.

He’s got a boil the size of a donut and he thinks it’s a masterpiece.

She’s got a pimple the size of a planet and she’s smiling.

That guy’s got a sore on his cheek and he’s got a crown.