Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
A person so obsessed with their pimples they think they're a war hero.
He got into a fight with his dog because it wouldn't stop licking his pimple.
She claims her pimple saved her life. It didn’t. It just got bigger.
That guy fights a pimple like it’s a dragon. It’s not. It’s a zit.