Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
A human who thinks their abscesses are the best part of their life and they're right.
He’s got a pimple the size of a melon and he’s proud of it.
She’s got a boil on her leg and she’s bragging about it like it’s a medal.
That guy’s got a sore the size of a football. He thinks it’s a trophy.