earth shattering shits
You eat a whole pizza and a milkshake. Your guts are on fire. You run to the nearest toilet and let out a poop so huge it breaks the floor. The earth splits open and your neighbor’s dog runs out screaming. That was one hell of a poop.
I ate a whole pizza and a milkshake. My poop broke the floor and the earth. My neighbor’s dog ran out screaming. That was wild.
I ate pizza and a milkshake and pooped so hard the earth split. My neighbor’s dog came out of the ground screaming. That was insane.
I ate pizza and a milkshake and pooped so hard the earth cracked. My neighbor’s dog screamed. I died.