Earth Noob
A total nerd who thinks they’re the next Einstein but can’t even brush their teeth. They’re more lost in their own head than a lost puppy in a grocery store.
Brushed their teeth with a pencil and didn’t notice.
Wore a t-shirt that said 'I ♥ Math' and didn’t realize it was inside out.
Tried to explain gravity to a teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.