Earth Noob
A brainiac who thinks they’re the smartest kid in school but can’t even tie their shoes. They’re like a walking science project that forgot to eat, breathe, or talk to people.
Tied their shoes in a knot and didn’t realize it was a math problem.
Wore a shirt that said 'I Am The Smartest' and didn’t know it was backwards.
Tried to ask a girl to prom by saying, 'Do you know the Pythagorean theorem?' She said, 'No, but I know the one for embarrassment.'