Earth Grown Enlightenment
The green stuff that makes you laugh, cry, and question why you ever wore pants. Also known as the devil’s lettuce.
I ate 10 hits of Earth Grown Enlightenment and now I think my dog is a wizard.
My teacher said I was high on Earth Grown Enlightenment, but I was just mad at the math.
My mom called it Earth Grown Enlightenment, but I call it the reason I failed gym.