Earth dreams - A fancy name for a bad engine that makes you think you're a

A fancy name for a bad engine that makes you think you're a hero, but the earth is just rolling its eyes at you.

I drove my Honda for 10 years and the earth still hates me. Earth dreams? More like Earth hates me.

Earth dreams? That's what my car says when it's about to explode.

I thought I was helping the planet. Now I just help my car explode. Earth dreams? That's a nightmare.