earth day
A day when not just hippies and vegans love the planet. Everyone else shows up too, but only to take a selfie.
On Earth Day, I saw a man in a suit taking a selfie with a tree. He was clearly not a vegan.
I wore a hat and a shirt and took a selfie for Earth Day. I didn’t care about the planet, but I looked good.
Earth Day is just a day for people to take selfies with the environment, even if they hate it.