Earth dance
The Earth does a crazy shake show every day like California is the biggest trash talker in the world and the plates are like the worst exes who can't stay away and when they get close they go at it like it's the end of the world
My dog just peed on the floor because the ground shook so hard
I was eating tacos and my taco flew out of my hand
My neighbor’s house fell down and now he lives in a tent