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Eart my fart is like a curse that gives you confidence and makes you look like a total idiot at the same time.

I told my crush 'Eart my fart' and now I have a new crush on myself.

I used 'Eart my fart' in my job interview and got hired. Probably.

I said 'Eart my fart' to my boss and now I have to clean the office.