eart my fart - Eart my fart is a magical phrase that turns your life into a

Eart my fart is a magical phrase that turns your life into a disaster. It can fix your marriage or make it worse.

My husband said 'Eart my fart' and now we argue about it every day.

I used 'Eart my fart' during my divorce and now I have two exes.

My wife used 'Eart my fart' and now I have to wear a hat in public.