Earsula
Earsula never stops cleaning, and she'll cook you food if you let her. Don't make her mad or she'll yell so loud it'll shake the house. She loves to drink, party, and cuss like a sailor.
Earsula: 'You dropped a crumb on the floor. I'm gonna yell so loud the neighbors will call the cops.'
Earsula: 'I'm making spaghetti, and I'm drunk. I might throw the pasta at you.'
Earsula: 'I just cleaned the kitchen, and you spilled soda. I'm gonna cuss you out in five different languages.'