Earsula
Earsula is a cleaning machine with a side of cooking. She'll scream at you like a banshee if you annoy her. She carries knives, dreams of stabbing things, and still talks to God even when she's drunk.
Earsula: 'I just cleaned the entire house, and you dropped a sock on the floor. I'm gonna scream until you're deaf.'
Earsula: 'I'm making pizza, and if you talk, I'm throwing garlic at you.'
Earsula: 'I’m drunk, I’m angry, and I have a sword. You’re dead meat.'