Earsighted

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Earsighted is when a man can hear his friend's loud screaming from three blocks away but can't hear his wife's whisper when she's standing right next to him and yelling at him.

'I didn't hear you come home, I was busy listening to the guy in the next house yelling about his cat.'

'I swear I didn't know the laundry was on the floor, I was too busy listening to my brother's podcast.'

'I heard the neighbor's dog barking, but I didn't hear my wife screaming about the bill.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earsighted is the curse of only hearing what you want to hear, like your friend's loud laugh, but not your wife's loud complaints.

'I heard the loud music from the bar, but I didn't hear you yelling about the mortgage.'

'I heard my buddy's phone ringing, but I didn't hear my wife telling me to take out the trash.'

'I heard the kid next door screaming, but I didn't hear my wife screaming at me.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earsighted is when you hear your friend's loud shout from across the street but can't hear your wife's loud complaints when she's right in front of you.

'I heard my buddy's loud yelling, but I didn't hear you yelling about the dinner.'

'I heard the loud music from the car, but I didn't hear you yelling about the mess.'

'I heard my neighbor's loud screaming, but I didn't hear you yelling about the bill.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago