earsdrop - You’re basically a ninja who only fights with secrets and pe

You’re basically a ninja who only fights with secrets and people who don’t know they’re being spied on.

I was in the kitchen and heard my brother tell his friend I’m the worst. I was mad but I stayed quiet.

I hid behind the curtain and heard my crush tell their friend I’m cute. I was like, 'Oh my god.'

I was in the hallway and heard my teacher talking about her weekend. I felt like I was in a spy movie.