earroneous
A guy who claims he hates hobbits but secretly wishes he were one. He wears a cape like he's from a cartoon and dances when he thinks no one is looking. He acts like a tough guy but cries when he gets hurt.
@earroneous wears a cape to school and says, 'I'm the hero of this story.' No one believes him. #capefail
He says he's not a hobbit. But he still lives in a hole. #hobbitheir
He fights a chicken in the cafeteria. He loses. He says it was a trick. #chickenwar