earresponsible - You’re like a goldfish with a phone, you hear everything, bu

You’re like a goldfish with a phone, you hear everything, but you don’t remember anything.

He heard the teacher say ‘test tomorrow,’ but he thought it was a joke about tacos.

She knew her friend was crying, but she thought it was just a dramatic performance.

He heard the alarm clock go off, but he thought it was his little brother singing.