Earpod Person
A human who eats, breathes, and sleeps Apple products. They think being politically correct is the same as being smart and will repeat everything they read online without thinking.
They posted a tweet saying ‘Black Lives Matter’ and called it ‘very brave’
They bought a new earpod just because it had a different color
They asked me if I had ‘synergy’ and I said ‘no, I have a brain’