earphone phaker
A jerk who puts on earphones like they're a superhero mask, but they’re actually listening to your dumb talks and thinking you're a total dork.
He had earphones on like he was in a superhero movie, but he was listening to my friend talk about my bad haircut.
She had her earphones on and was thinking 'this guy is the worst' while I was talking about my day.
He had his earphones on and was laughing at my friend's terrible dating life.