Earphone Bumpin'
Someone who cranks their earphones so high it’s like they’re tryin’ to make their neighbors lose their minds just to feel superior.
My brother’s earphones are so loud he’s like a dog with a bone and the whole neighborhood’s sufferin’.
At the gym, a guy was bumpin’ so loud the treadmill next to him was vibratin’ like it was scared.
My teacher’s earphones are so loud she’s yellin’ at the kids like they’re the ones who broke the music player.