Earp-show
A person who's so wasted they think they're Wyatt Earp and start a full-blown riot just to prove it.
The whole town had to put him in jail after he threw a table and yelled, 'I'm the law here!'
He fought the sheriff, the bartender, and a chicken, and won.
He told the mayor, 'You're not the boss of me, I'm Wyatt Earp!'