Earp-show
A guy who gets so wasted he thinks he's Wyatt Earp and starts a fight with every person in the bar.
He started a fight with the piano player, the waiter, and the guy who was just trying to eat.
He said, 'I'm not leaving until I've beaten every man here!', and he did.
He drank the whole bar's whiskey and then tried to sing a song that sounded like a curse.