earotica
You think ears are the sexiest thing ever. You’d rather date a cauliflower than someone with no ears.
He said he’d marry a cauliflower if it had ears. I said he was crazy. He said I was normal.
She asked me why I was staring at her and I said, ‘You’ve got the ears of a saint.’
My brother got a tattoo of an ear and said it was his love language.