earon
A brainy Asian guy who's smart, hot, and has a cock like a superhero. He wears glasses and thinks people who wear them are hot. His jokes are so bad they're good, and he hits on guys just to hide his crush on girls.
Earon: I'm not gay, I'm just testing my guy skills
Text: Your jokes are worse than my math problems
DM: I grind on guys because I'm too scared to hit on girls