Earnst - When someone is so awesome and has such a big member it’s li

When someone is so awesome and has such a big member it’s like they’re a legend in a tiny pants.

My brother got Earnst when he made the whole class laugh by wearing a chicken suit to math class.

My dog got Earnst because he chased a thief halfway across the street.

I got Earnst after I outsmarted my teacher and got a free homework pass.