Earnspan
The total cash you’ve made in your whole life, no matter if you spent it on pizza, weed, or your ex’s new car. It’s like your money history, but with more drama.
My earnspan is $120,000. I spent $100,000 on my ex and $20,000 on a gym membership I never used.
My earnspan is $500,000. I got $500,000 and then lost it all to a bet about who could eat more chicken wings.
My earnspan is $30,000. I had $30,000 and then my dog ate my savings in one night.