Earnan
A hot-headed lad with the power of a Celtic god, who secretly fights evil and annoying men across the UK. His weakness is not just ice-cream sandwiches, but also bad hair days.
'Earnan showed up at the party and beat up the DJ. The music was too loud.'
'He fought a gang of bad guys in the park. Then he got a cone and forgot about the fight.'
'Earnan said he'd take down the villain. Then he asked for a second slice of cake.'