Earmuff Community
People who act like they’re saving the world but can’t handle the real world. They’re like a barista who uses 12 different types of milk and still can’t make a cappuccino.
My coworker’s an earmuff. She wears green earmuffs and screams about the patriarchy every time someone uses the word ‘he’.
My friend’s mom is an earmuff. She wears blue earmuffs and cries about the environment every time she sees a plastic bag.
My brother’s best friend is an earmuff. He wears red earmuffs and yells at the universe about social justice every night.