early tech
You upgrade your soldiers with all your gold instead of getting a hero. It’s like being a rich kid who buys a Tesla instead of a decent car.
"I spent 2000 gold on upgrades and got roasted by a hero.", @GoldWaster99
"Teching is just for people who think they’re better than everyone else.", @HeroFan4Life
"I hate techers. They’re just showing off.", @LowLevelRage"