earlvis
An earlvis is the manliest man you’ve ever seen. Women go crazy for him. He’s like a man version of a superhero, but with more hair.
He walked into the class, and the teacher had to stop the lesson for 10 minutes.
I tried to be an earlvis, but I just ended up eating a donut in front of everyone.
He smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.