earlham
Earlham is when you take a dump so loud in someone’s ear it sounds like a jet engine. Or when someone sings like they’ve been crying for three days and it’s still bad.
I had earlham during finals week and my friend cried.
My math teacher did earlham during a lecture and we all laughed for an hour.
I did earlham at a concert and the crowd gave me a standing ovation.