earlayeheehoo - waking up so early you’re basically a ghost haunting the hou

waking up so early you’re basically a ghost haunting the house. You have no idea why you’re doing it, but you’re doing it anyway.

I woke up at 2 AM because I thought I was going to be productive. I was wrong. I just stared at my phone like it was my ex.

I tried earlayeheehoo again today and ended up eating cereal for breakfast at 3 AM. That’s not a crime. That’s a lifestyle.

I started the day at 5 AM and now I’m mad at the sun for being late.