Earl Williams
A monster in a game who eats people like they’re chips, and he’s named Earl Williams, which is the worst name ever.
Player: 'I just got eaten by Earl Williams, and I didn’t even order a side of meat.'
Game Review: 'This guy is like a walking trash can filled with rage.'
Friend: 'Don’t go near him, he’s like a hungry kid who just got told he can’t have dessert.'