earl john
He has a voice that sounds like a smoothie and a face that makes people want to kiss him, but he’s also weird and has cats.
He sang me a song and I almost cried because it was that good, but then his cat jumped on his head.
He told me he liked me, but then he talked to his cat for ten minutes and I forgot what happened.
He said he was 'fluent in cats' and I don’t know what that means but I believe him.