Earl Camino
A car that’s been tortured and left in the middle of the road. It’s got three colors, like a confused kid, and it smells like old pizza and regret. You know it’s an El Car if it spits out gas and curses you.
My El Car is so broken it’s got a second life. It’s got three colors and it’s got a personality. It hates me. #ElCarLife
I bought this El Car. It looked cool. Now it’s a disaster. It leaks oil and it cusses me. #ElCarHell
My El Car is like my ex. It’s broken, it’s got three colors, and it doesn’t know what it wants. #ElCarEx