Earl Camino
A car that looks like it was put together by a drunk kid with a glue gun and a bad attitude. It’s got exposed welds, rust, and duct tape. It’s not a car. It’s a crime scene.
My El Car is like a crime scene. It’s got duct tape, rust, and a bad attitude. It’s a disaster. #ElCarDisaster
I took my El Car to the shop. The guy looked at it and said, ‘This is not a car. This is a punishment.’ #ElCarPunishment
My El Car is so broken it’s got a life of its own. It’s got three colors and it’s got a soul. It hates me. #ElCarSoul