Earl Boykins
A 5'5" midget who plays basketball like it’s a death match. People pay to watch him because he’s fast and can shoot, even though he looks like he belongs in a pet store.
He’s so short he can’t even see the hoop unless he stands on a stool.
He’s like a mouse in a basketball game, and the other players are elephants.
He’s the only guy who can guard a 7-foot player and not look like a joke.