earl be earling
When you're so bald you don't need a helmet, just a little bit of sass and a whole lot of swearing.
You talk back? I don't need a helmet. I just need sass and a whole lot of swearing.
You think you're tough? I'm tough, I'm bald, and I don't need a helmet. I've got sass.
I'm not just bald. I'm a walking swear factory with a little bit of sass on the side.