earjackulate - You shove a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so far into your ear, it

You shove a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so far into your ear, it feels like your ear is getting a wedgie from the universe.

I earjackulated during my mom's birthday party and she thought I was having a mental breakdown.

I earjackulated in the car and my dad yelled at me for making the radio explode.

I earjackulated during a test and got a zero because I was too busy screaming like a banshee.