earjackulate - You push a Miley Cyrus toothbrush into your ear so far, it f

You push a Miley Cyrus toothbrush into your ear so far, it feels like your ear is getting a wedgie from a unicorn.

I earjackulated during my sister’s wedding and she thought I was having a meltdown.

I earjackulated while I was trying to watch my favorite show.

I earjackulated in the middle of my homework and got a bad grade because I was too busy screaming.