earjackulate - You jam a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so deep into your ear, it f

You jam a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so deep into your ear, it feels like your ear is getting a hot dog from the inside.

I earjackulated during my lunch break and my coworkers thought I was having a heart attack.

I earjackulated during a meeting and my boss gave me a warning.

I earjackulated while I was taking a nap and woke up screaming like a madman.